Things That Happened Tonight

17 Dec

I was going to stay in this evening and bitch while my boyfriend played Call of Duty but I decided I’d go out because it was my dear friend’s 25th birthday. I don’t want to tell you his real name, so I’ll just call him “Fee”. My friends and I don’t get to see Fee as much as we used to because we are all busy being productive idiots lately, as is he ( but probably more so than us),  and he moved out of Quincy and those of us who are still here rarely leave this place. I think my use of commas in this entry will be weird, sorry in advance…it’s like 2am, and, well…you know. Anyways, it was Fee’s birthday and this called for a celebration, so we headed to a friend’s to pregame, then to Downtown Quincy to carry on. And once we were settled in at the bar, I’ll call “S7”, things began to spiral out of control for our friend Barney. Too many drinks, and he started talking in third person and screaming, “BARNAYYY!”. And at that point I was like, it’s probably time to leave. But as usual, I didn’t leave because I like to take secret/degrading videos of Barney on my cell phone in hopes that he will one day let me post them on the internet. And then I regretted my decision not to leave, because another friend of mine that I haven’t seen in awhile projectile vomited on my shoe after taking a shot, and then I felt bad because he is such a nice guy and he felt genuinely bad and I will never reveal his identity. Never. Then I realized I need to shut up, because it’s Fee’s 25th birthday. And I dedicate this entry to him. Viva Le Fee. And now I am just home, enjoying the small things in life, eating a Celeste Pizza, wishing it was an Ellio’s, while also thinking about how I like this Notorious B.I.G. mug I am drinking out of:


2 Responses to “Things That Happened Tonight”

  1. Vanessa Scarnici December 19, 2011 at 7:48 pm #

    LoL at “Fee” and “S7”.

    • M.McKenna December 19, 2011 at 7:49 pm #

      Drunk blogging is the new drunk texting.

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