The “New Marina Bay”

7 Feb

Trying to cut expenses but want the same ocean breeze that the Marina offers? Have I got the place for you! It’s time you ford the Fore River bridge, and immediately bang a left, and hit up this fancy outdoor patio: That’s right. The Cliffhanger. Nothing says “Livin’ the American dream” like a white picket fenced off area in a Weymouth parking lot next to Amazing Adult Video Express. Just try not to drop your Rubinoff and soda water in a parking lot puddle. You can use this establishment as a swanky, summer hang or even make a girl’s night out of scenic N-Dub by hitting up Amazing for some x-rated merchandise with yo girls, chillin’ on the patio at Cliffhanger, then crossing the street for some fine Asian cuisine and karaoke at Cathay Center. Feeling crafty? In the same strip mall as the Hanger is “Let’s Go Clay!”, for all your pottery needs. I smell a Because Molly Said So pub crawl in North Weymouth to make up for saying “Weymouth Sucks” on a daily basis. So whataya say? I’ll meet you in front of Panda Rug so we can start this shit up. Sorry in advance if I suddenly come down with something, or if the bridge goes up and I get stuck in Quincy forever. That kind of stuff happens. So grab your girls, tuck in your muffin top, and get your ass to WEYMOUTHHHH! Maybe you’ll meet the man of dreams, and he’ll take you to the Arbor Inn Motor Lodge for the rest of the evening.

PS: Don’t yell at me.


14 Responses to “The “New Marina Bay””

  1. Sister Mary Clarence February 7, 2012 at 5:36 pm #

    You’re as we call in the convent, a real ‘cracker jack’!! You make me laugh till my RBFO (Rosary Beads Fall Off)!!!

  2. Mac February 7, 2012 at 6:36 pm #

    Amazing Video is closer to the bridge in a different parking lot. There’s at least 2 nail salons and a Dunkin’ Donuts between the xxx videos and the outdoor patio of your dreams. Your little pub crawl must include The Fore River Grille (The Old Billy Budd’s), Kelly’s Landing for some seafood delight and a sobering walk from Cathay Center to The Sand Trap (you’ll need it at that point).

    • Morgan February 7, 2012 at 6:43 pm #

      Hahahaha that’s awesome

  3. Morgan February 7, 2012 at 6:42 pm #

    Hey, don’t be hating on my bar!! And if you are, at least get correct that Metro PCS is where let’s go clay was, and amazing is about 300 yards away, not right next store. If anytging, kellys is right across the street from amazing, you could have said go in there and throw some back, dig into some clams, then head over to amazing and get some toys and a dvd or two of other people digging into clams lol… Oh and the guy that owns the cliffhanger is from quincy…

    P.S. Still love ya molls and your blogs, this one just hit close to home, but keep’em comin 😉

    • M.McKenna February 7, 2012 at 6:51 pm #

      haha steve…are you the morgan i think you are? I’m sorry, but an outdoor patio at the beginning of 3A? It was just too much for me…

      • Morgan February 8, 2012 at 2:21 am #

        You know it hahaha

  4. kerrh February 7, 2012 at 7:36 pm #

    This is one of the many reasons why I moved from weymouth to braintree. Haha. I always make a point when I drive by the cliffhanger to look over the activities. I do the same thing to a similar establishment – Martini’s of weymouth on Washington street. I like a good dive bar but these placed almost scare me into sobriety.

  5. jmac February 7, 2012 at 7:43 pm #

    moll…you forgot to mention the biggest dive bar in the state….its called the sand trap in no. weymouth, where there are no bar seats at the bar, you stand. Every scumbag in no. weymoouth hangs here, and you cant get shut off, they encourage drunk and obnoxious,also i witnessed women using mens room that smells like urine cause the guys just piss everywhere in this broom closet, yes, if your on a 1st date, and its not going good, bring her to the trap and you ll never have to see her again.. on the cathay, good food, friendly barkeeps and clean..and u can laugh at the ppl who really think theyre getting discovered there singing karioke!!!

    • M.McKenna February 7, 2012 at 7:59 pm #

      Yeah, the trap is gross…so gross.

  6. Amanda McL.... (@demandaa) February 9, 2012 at 4:48 pm #

    So grab your girls, tuck in your muffin top, and get your ass to WEYMOUTHHHH! Maybe you’ll meet the man of dreams, and he’ll take you to the Arbor Inn Motor Lodge for the rest of the evening. !~~ friggin hilarious

  7. Vanessa Scarnici February 12, 2012 at 5:55 am #

    HAHAHAHAHAHA. How the #$&% was anyone offended by this?

  8. Yomama June 22, 2012 at 6:07 pm #

    The problem is the run off from Quincy . U know like the ickiness at the end of a puddle that’s trailed off. The cliffhanger definitely needs to get rid of that rediculous outdoor cocktail lounge. It makes me cringe !! Being a Weymouth girl and all I think your a funny shit Molly. I enjoy your blog . Oh and I love my Weymouth boy and our 3 beautiful Weymouth girls we r raising in a beautiful NDUB neighborhood. 😉

    • M.McKenna June 22, 2012 at 6:09 pm #

      Quincy is not any better than Quincy. I don’t hate Weymouth as much as I pretend to. When I look at real estate in the South Shore, I look at Weymouth before Quincy. Finally admitted it. Ahhh….

      • Yomama June 22, 2012 at 6:53 pm #

        I figured …. Haaa

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