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An Important Political Announcement from Barney

17 Feb

Last night Barney, who I guess I should just call “Carney”, since everyone knows that’s his real name anyways, made an important announcement. Maybe it was just the booze talking, but Carney told my friends and I that he would like to run for mayor of Quincy. So we began a round table discussion in my  friend’s kitchen, you know, to get a feel for what Carney’s goal for our city are. I just wanted to share them with you so that on voting day you have an idea of who Carney is, and what he stands for.

Is Carney qualified to be the mayor?

Carney’s thoughts on Wollaston Theater being sold:

Carney’s thoughts having a “first dog”:

Carney’s thoughts on Quincy’s “luscious” drug problem:

Carney on stem cell research:

Carney on the reconstruction of Quincy Center:

Where is Carney on the political spectrum?

Where Carney sees himself in 5 years:

…I think he screams Quincy…don’t you?

DISCLAIMER: THIS IS NOT REAL. DON’T GET OFFENDED AND DON’T BE STUPID.

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2 Responses to “An Important Political Announcement from Barney”

  1. Vanessa Bianca May 7, 2012 at 9:25 pm #

    I love the fact he’s even in a suit. LMAO.

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