The Prom Dress Challenge

8 Mar

Why do girls dress up to go to shitty bars? Every time I’m out in Quincy, and see a girl dressed up in heels and a sparkly tight dress with prom hair, I want to ID them myself. I was at Stats last night (a Wednesday night), and some chicks strolled in with sparkly stilettos and semi-formal dresses. Then I heard one of the girls turn to a guy she obviously didn’t know at the table behind me, and ask him why he was wearing gym shorts. He just replied, “Because I can…”. I wanted to call her a douche for him. Um, because we are a local bar on a work night at 7pm, not at the Boston Marriott for senior prom. That’s why. I love getting all dressed up with my girlfriends and going out for a night on the town. But, by “a night on the town”, I don’t mean a local dive in Quincy Center. You may say I’m a hater, but I’m not…I’m a questioner. I’m also a challenger. And I challenge some ballsy chick who is reading this to stuff herself into her prom dress, and pub crawl up Hancock Street. I want a picture sent to me of you ordering a drink from every bar you step foot into as proof. Do it, you always wanted an excuse to wear that Cache dress again. And think of how bitchin’ you’ll feel if you can actually zip that bad boy up. I don’t think mine even fits anymore. Not to mention it was a pale yellow dress that has spray tan stains all over the seams, but whatever. Seriously, if someone will put a prom dress on and venture into Quincy Center to bar hop, I will give them a 30 pack of their choice. Any takers? Probably not, you’re all pussbags. Just kidding, kind of.


7 Responses to “The Prom Dress Challenge”

  1. melissa March 8, 2012 at 4:36 pm #

    If I can fit my ass into my 17 year old red sequenced prom dress, i might do it for you

    • M.McKenna March 8, 2012 at 4:37 pm #

      Excellent. Good luck and God speed!

  2. Kathleen March 8, 2012 at 4:39 pm #

    I have a friend that did an “80s Prom” bar crawl in Quincy… that just brings it to a whole new level.

  3. Dj mc March 8, 2012 at 4:46 pm #

    Ill up the stakes. Make it a friday and add the half door to your list an the dj will buy you and your friends drinks for the night

  4. Stephanie March 8, 2012 at 5:11 pm #

    who the hell keeps there prom dress????

  5. Jasmin Oberlander Thomas March 9, 2012 at 5:11 pm #

    If I still lived in Quincy I would totally do it, specially since my prom dress wasnt too bad, okay it kinda was it was but i still fit in it haha

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