Kid Sells His Kidney For Apple Products

9 Apr

Waaaaaang! Couldn’t you have just gotten a paper route?! Or maybe started a lemonade stand? Hopefully Siri can find you a dialysis center close to home. Or even better, maybe Siri will have a dialysis app by the time the Iphone 5 comes out. The bad news there is that you’ll have to sell your second kidney by then. Womp womp. I don’t know what’s more depressing, the fact that Wang needed an Apple product so badly that he sold his kidney, or the fact that he only got $3,500. Wang, you fucking sucker. If you’re going to get involved in the underground world of organ trading, you might as well up the ante and throw in an iphone cover/car charger.


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