Fuck You of the Week: Carly Rae Jepsen

11 May

So last night I went out for some beers and pizza to watch the Celtics win. People were drinking, adrenaline was pumping, and after the game, some asshole played the song “Call Me Maybe” on the jukebox. And people got angry. And they fought. It all started with this “Come at me bro!” gesture:

(Stop watching after the 10 second mark. Nothing happens afterwards that was caught on film.)

You’ve probably all heard this song by the Canadian pop singer Carly Rae Jepsen. Or maybe haven’t because you stay clear of shitty music. But I swear to Biggie Smalls that it will haunt you in your sleep once you’ve heard it’s chorus. It is perhaps the catchiest and most God awful song I’ve heard so far this year. Don’t believe me? Well at the end of this song, the dude in the white hat came back around through the front of S6 and came at that dude in the jersey. And I witnessed the pussiest bar fight I’ve ever seen. Like some serious bitch slapping going on. There was even kicking involved. I blame Carly Rae Jepsen. Fuckin’ Canadian. With their beady little eyes and their flappy heads…BLAME CANADA!


One Response to “Fuck You of the Week: Carly Rae Jepsen”

  1. Alison July 27, 2012 at 3:31 am #

    we need more fuck yous of the week!!!!

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