Why Are All Quincy Girls Easy?

7 Jun

I’ve been trying to avoid blogging about Quincy affairs but everyone always asks me to write an entry about why Quincy girls are all whores. So I figured that if that’s what the readers want, then one more Quincy blog can’t hurt. Hmmm…where to begin? How about this:

“Hi, my name is Molly, and you might be wondering why me and all my fellow Quincy girls are whores. Well, it can’t be daddy issues, because my dad is a stand up guy, and that would mean that there is a possibility that not ALL Quincy girls are whores, but that idea is just laughable…since we are ALL whores. Perhaps it is something in the tap water? I think I may have accidentally gulped down a glass of it straight from my kitchen sink when the red “Do Not Swim” flag was up at Wollaston beach back when I was twelve. Could that be a factor? I mean you can get cancer from microwaves…maybe you can catch whore-ism syndrome from downing H2O with high levels of bacteria. But I’m not a scientist, I’m a whore, so we can probably rule toxic water out of this debate. Personally I think that all of us Quincy girls just can’t resist a Quincy guy…with their fresh fades and bad boy reputations. Maybe we just want ALL guys to like us, so we hoe it out to every single male specimen that walks by us at the bar. I mean, our standards are so low that we would be the happiest girl in the world if a guy would just bring us to Wendy’s late night drive thru on the first date. We get so drunk that we don’t even care how many cars are ahead of us in line as we wait for our JBC. As long as we get some QT with our man, we are happy. Even if he is just going to bring us back to his place to use us, and then send us home and never call us again. We LOVE when a guy plays hard to get (so cute!!!!). We also love: hoop earrings, wearing pants that say “LOVE PINK” on the bum when we go out to dinner, 40 ounces of Steel Reserve, EBT cards, Charlotte Russe Buy One Get One shoe deals, Planned Parenthood, iced coffee (preferably The Bucket – hangover cures!!!!!!!), Tom Brady, and sniffing pills with our best friends while we watch The Bachelor and talk about our futures (our futures consist of thinking about taking prereq’s at Quincy college in hopes of  becoming an RN – crazy goal but a girl can dream, right?!). Most importantly we love guys that love sluts (sluts = US!). So maybe that’s why we are all easy. Because we love guys that love easy girls because we love male attention! Must be it.

*Disclaimer: Stop asking me (a girl who lives in Quincy and is not a whore) to write blogs about why Quincy girls are easy and start asking YOURSELF why you date classless trash hoes, geographical location aside. The Quincy girl formerly known as Priscilla Chan (now Priscilla Zuckerberg or Mrs. Facebook) is obviously not a whore (unless Mark Zuckerberg likes whores, in which case nevermind this example).  Anyways, expand your horizons by going somewhere other than your local pub and maybe you will find girls who respect themselves/aren’t batshit crazy. Or just stop gravitating to the same types of girls if you have a history of trashy girlfriends. Most importantly, stop generalizing people based on your bad experiences and relationship regrets. Try to always remember the old saying that you are who you associate with. And using that logic, I think that makes YOU the whore. 


17 Responses to “Why Are All Quincy Girls Easy?”

  1. Denise June 7, 2012 at 8:41 pm #


    • wade June 7, 2012 at 9:09 pm #

      mollysaidso talks to much trash….try using your writing skills to maybe show some hope in the area most of us were forced to grow up in…NOT FUNNY

      • M.McKenna June 7, 2012 at 9:22 pm #

        Why do you read it if it bothers you? And how is it not hopeful that I am defending Quincy females? My writing style is sarcastic. I don’t find myself funny, and my writing “skill” is basic English. I don’t even edit. I write a satirical blog about my life experiences and topical news stories in the South Shore for my friends to read. If more than my friends read it, then great…if not, I don’t care. Whether you think it’s funny or not, I am going to continue writing it. That being said, thanks for clicking the link to read it though, I get paid per click! =D =D

      • Mrs. Facebook June 7, 2012 at 9:27 pm #

        She’s doing plenty of good by explaining that you’re a whore.

      • Captain Cool As Fuck June 7, 2012 at 10:03 pm #

        That Wade guy seems like a douche. Kudos on the piece.

      • M.McKenna June 7, 2012 at 10:08 pm #

        Thanks! I agree. But not everyone is gonna like me. Haha OH WELL. Thanks again!

      • trollhunter June 7, 2012 at 11:00 pm #

        So defending herself and other quincy girls is talking trash?

      • laurie Ramponi June 8, 2012 at 12:49 pm #

        I agree..Dislike this very much!!!

    • M.McKenna June 7, 2012 at 9:45 pm #

      Thanks so much !

  2. Cat June 7, 2012 at 8:43 pm #

    well said, girl.

    • sheri85 June 7, 2012 at 9:36 pm #

      Well said Molly, love reading what you have to say…. Keep up the great work!! 🙂

      • M.McKenna June 7, 2012 at 9:44 pm #

        Thank you so much! =)

    • M.McKenna June 7, 2012 at 9:44 pm #

      Thanks Cat!

  3. Jasmin Oberlander Thomas June 7, 2012 at 9:51 pm #

    hahahaha love it, but i preffered Old E for my 40 ozs tyvm, but im not a whore so that might be why.. maybe it’s the steel reserve?

  4. Wade you're ridiculous June 7, 2012 at 11:56 pm #

    Wade why even leave a comment if you dislike her blog. And if you’re going to hate on her writing skills then maybe you should brush up on basic grammar, like knowing the difference between too and to…

  5. Derek June 8, 2012 at 1:47 am #

    Hahaha Quincy girls = Batshit crazy. Awesome

  6. Tom June 8, 2012 at 3:05 pm #

    Quincy will never change. Glad I found a quality girl!

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