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Possible Manbearpig Sighting in Colorado?

5 Oct

I didn’t watch the debate (I know, terrible). I watched South Park instead, as I told you Wednesday night. But I heard on the radio this morning that Al Gore has come forward in Obama’s defense to say that the altitude in Denver may have affected Obama’s performance (since I also heard that Obama choked). Gore cited that when you go to 5,000 feet, and you don’t have time to prepare for a  debate, that altitude could have an effect on a person. He also noted that Romney had time to adjust, whereas Obama did not. Duly noted, Mr. Gore.

But I have a bad feeling that something far more sinister is going on than altitude adjustments…

Here’s what I know think:

1. Altitude sickness starts at 8,000 feet (according to Google).

2. The debate was in Colorado.

3. Obama didn’t deliver his usual stellar performance. He stayed oddly quiet.

4. The last known whereabouts of Manbearpig = Colorado area.

5. Al Gore receives Manbearpig related information FIRST, because he created discovered Manbearpig.

6. Obama, being the current president, would receive Manbearpig related information second, because he’s the boss.

7. A symptom of fear involves feeling detached from oneself or the environment you are in. Maybe someone who is fearful will choke during a debate. If they were not in a state of fear, they may not have choked.

8. Perhaps, Al Gore told Obama of the Manbearpig sighting right before the debate.

9. Perhaps, Obama was in fear, causing Romney to pull ahead in the debate.

10. And maybe…MANBEARPIG IS STILL OUT THERE!

….I’m super cereal.

Excelsior!!!!

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