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Trashy Facebook Status of the Day (10/22/12)

22 Oct

1st rule of White Trash Club: You talk about White Trash Club. And about everything else going on in your life.

2nd rule of White Trash Club: You also talk about family court on Facebook.

3rd rule of White Trash Club: If someone says “stop” or goes limp during a white trash fight, don’t tap out. The trashiness is not over yet.

4th rule of White Trash Club: Anyone can jump into a white trash fight. One on one does not apply.

5th rule of White Trash Club: Multiple Facebook fights at a time encouraged.

6th rule of White Trash Club: No shirts, no shoes.

And this chick is going to let us in on the 7th rule of White Trash Club:

Well, I guess that’s not really worded as a rule. What she is implying here is that the 7th Rule of White Trash Club is: Don’t get caught stealing anything from Market Basket, then brag about it on Facebook. Close enough.

If you have any trashy Facebook status screenshots that you want to share (anonymously!), send them to becausemollysaidso@hotmail.com

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