Trolls Trolling

16 Jan


Tuesday morning I got 3 phone calls from a blocked number at 1:45am. As a total psycho, I am someone who has a very difficult time falling asleep. It can take me up to 2 hours on a normal night to make my mind shut up long enough to get some rest. My husband gets up between 4 and 5am. So as you can imagine, neither of us were happy to hear my iphone blowing the fuck up at this hour on a weeknight. We picked up after the second call, and there was silence on the line. I silenced the phone then went back to bed wondering who was calling. My life is boring and nothing exciting or dramatic has happened to me since I was hit by a car on Hancock Street after semi formal back in 2003. I don’t have any real enemies besides Mortimer Goth on the Sims, Rider Strong, and the gas station attendant at APrime in Wollaston. Who in the world would be calling me other than my friends drunk dialing me?

I awoke the next morning and checked both my personal and blog email as I usually do. I was not taken aback when I saw that one of the administrators for one of those anonymous bully Quincy Facebook pages had emailed me babbling on about pigs and bitches and God knows what else. They have been trolling me since I wrote the blog about how stupid these pages are, calling me a wino and a yuppie, and throwing other similar compliments at me. I was taken aback however, when I saw the time that the email was sent: 1:46am. Coincidence? I think not! This is the first time an internet troll has taken their trolling to my real life. Awesome.

So I have a message for the troll, in the form of an overused Liam Neeson movie quote:

I know who you are Troll, I have no clue how you trolled hard enough to get my phone number. If you are looking for me to give a fuck, I can tell you that I don’t. But what I can tell you is that I have this blog platform, a blog platform that I acquired through A blog platform that makes me a nuisance to trolls like you. If you never blow up my cellular device again, that’ll be the end of it. But if you do, I will ask my blog readers to track down your Metro PCS phone number, and I will dial it, repeatedly, for at least 10 days straight, at 5am.picpic1pic2


One Response to “Trolls Trolling”

  1. William tells ALL January 17, 2014 at 4:49 pm #

    While respectful of the impact upon prison guards, I have still long been against Capital Punishment regardless of how heinous were a convicted criminal’s misdeeds.

    The anonymous venality and base cowardice of trolls, however, is causing me to reconsider.

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