An Open Letter To People Who Write Open Letters

21 May

Dear People Who Write Open Letters,

My deepest regrets that you were offended about something a celebrity said/did/sang/wore/smoked/ingested. It must be awful to care enough to type more than a 140 character tweet about a famous person’s life choices. I am glad you were able to get some anger off your chest by blogging an open letter on a public forum. I’m sure that the celebrity who committed the offense will embrace a stranger’s public sermon and seriously consider some life changes. You must be fun.

Just kidding. You’re the worst.

                                               Love Always & Forever,



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